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TurntUpTerpz

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Made with 💚 in the Emerald Triangle

Small batch, living soil, grown, cured, and shipped directly from Mendocino County to all over the globe. Stop getting taxed by a middleman & start getting superior balms, affordably.

Top-shelf and budget-friendly options, always in stock.

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Shipping & insurance

Shipping

  • Same-day shipping 6 days a week, Monday–Saturday, for orders placed before 2PM PST
  • $15 standard domestic shipping — 2–5 business days
  • $50 overnight shipping on domestic orders
  • $25–$35 worldwide shipping — 7–21 days. Expedited options available

Insurance

  • Every order is insured, domestic and international
  • Domestic: 100% free reship if tracking never shows delivered
  • International: 50% free reship if tracking never shows delivered

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New channel — big deal to win everyone back

For the next 24 hours I'm running an incredibly worthwhile deal to gain my members back. Here's my new channel after being banned yet again 😢 Sorry for the spam and inconvenience.

Going forward I'll be keeping things vague in the channel to avoid getting banned again, so most of everything will be handled through DM.

I'm always available for FaceTime / video call verification so you can see the items in your order before buying, and all updated info gets posted here at TurntUpTerpz.com.

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